if love is a battlefield…

if love is a battlefield…




then this is armegeddon,

an uncivil war of two worlds,

a fight hg wells couldn’t divine,

a peace i m pei couldn’t design,

all from two words yelled between us,

a hazmat suit to clean us,

a verbal bar brawl,

a chaste slap in the face,

kinda hard, like quandahar,

case of red bull, in case another kabul, all goin so jalalabad,

so baghdad, but sock your mama,

tikrit, to cross, too cool for school,

mcchrystal on meth, could kill you ten ways with his cool,

enemy or supporter,

but like you can only hurt himself with a reporter, recorder,

walter winchell, ben bradlee, all happily waterboard ya,

to get the answers no one wants to hear,

a knife in my ear, an najaf to my rear,

car bombs in my heart,

karbala fall apart, pop tart pull apart,

disintegrate, into whats great,

emasculate, perambulate, unlock the flood to watergate,

but what can you do, lounging in the shade of your star and gaz-atte,

3 hundred channels, porn, foreign, chunneling into your life from your double-wide satell-ite,

you sit and flagellate, flatulate, but all too late,

to implicate the dude from kate plus eight?



thats you,

an unreal reality, on every night,

broadcasting broads casting their net,

bachelor, bachelor-ette is enough,

adam rich adam sandler a damn handler for my money,

my leaving you, while your eve-ing me, your adamant adam ant man.

who is the winner, the wars not over, the whores comin over,

but she doesnt have to stay with us, betray us,

burn a hotline to general petraeus,

prolly he could parlay us, some cease-fire,

parlez vous france’ us, some sapphire, some sap for hire,

some way to get us, and save us, confuse and confucius,

darth vader dark side darfur space invade us,

leaning on a lenient lent, on borrowed time we’ve already spent,

pompous, pump them, from hateful to heinous,

even immanuel kant find a straight line between us.



the revolution will be televised,

then youtubed and hulued,

digitized, re-stylized,

recorded, reworded, then purported to bein alien bein autopsized.



turn me down, i can hear myself.