Wake up to hit the snooze a few more times,
get the new news from my own stand in my mind,
slide, to sit down, to stand up my honed rhymes,
e-mails from re-sales,
e-deals on meal-wheels,
new hardback bestseller coupons,
hard to use blackberry mousse jello groupons.
i take my black coffee with screaming gadhafi.
click on shortcuts to cnn sin men,
seein taxcuts for npr sentience,
bereft of wizards, of ahh headlines,
left with fox’s fearless lyin bed-eyes,
heartless tianamen square-offs, lionized,
thoughtless ceo straw men, jerkoffs, madoffs align lies,
lindsay clickin heels, poppin pills,
anything to get back home to kansas,
toto’s totes-in for dissolving mylantas.
i take my black coffee with screaming gadhafi.
stomach flu gas, drunk thru slutwave diesel sandals,
the idols, racers, bachelorette second-placers,
blow out roman cake candles, rip-away jersey shorin fake vandals,
libyan quotes, lobbyin votes, pain in his bed-bleeding hemorrhoids,
her royal-wedding-dress-on-steroids,
burnin your ass like ten cinnamon enema’d altoids.
he’s fresh from tunisia, better febreze ya,
gone-mental government ‘ll think twice, not once, for its wants,
see you, bet you, raze you, lie cheat and disgrace you,
seize your wife, murder you and your way of life,
better those asians dissed a ton, some chick from u-c-l-angeles,
you sea hella caucasian slips into slums, bruined, ruined, calamitous,
nods asleep til friday, friday, i need that, now, but why should i pay?
dream spirals of why-not-me, of rebecca’s black viral hegemony.
is it only me jonesing for fair and balanced reporting,
on greek shepherd boy clonesing, a beat-box recording,
what *is* the price of aches in china,
not 4g, ipad3, how billy makes cyrus serendipity,
sara palin dipped in dip to be even more dippy,
which nightingale-boy kissed which not-gonna-tell-guy on last nite’s so-naughty-nice glee?
I take my black coffee with screaming gadhafi.
since factories stopped churning out a new old middle class,
i be at home watchin ibm-watson take home my old news-watchin cash.
